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Monday, October 1, 2007

Rox Revolution Wins The NL Wildcard

Much like DJ, I wrote off the Rockies back when they dropped 3 of 4 against the Pirates, knowing full well they would make one of the most amazing runs in MLB history and rip off 14 wins in their last 15 games. I also knew they would win the NL Wildcard berth versus the Padres in a thirteen inning stunner that had me ready to drive down to Blake Street and cut off Jorge Julio's head and mount it to a stake as a lesson to other pitchers that give up two-run blasts in extra innings in the biggest games of their miserable lives. Some notes from tonight's game:
  • The wife and I got a new kitty yesterday and could think of nothing more fitting than to name it Tulo.
  • 3-0 in the second inning? This is going to be a blowout.
  • 3-4 in the fourth inning? Shit. I forgot Josh Fogg was pitching.
  • It's official: Matt Holliday is the best worst fielding left fielder the Rockies have ever had. Even Dante could at least judge the thing, Matty.
  • Jamey Carroll's initials are JC. Jesus Christ's initials re JC. Not a coencidence. JC is the truth.
  • Rox Revolution was originally started to bash Rockies ownership and management and sell some apparel. Little did we know after launching the site, the Rockies would make the most improbable of runs and spoil our collective hatred for the Brothers Monfort. After all is said and done, Dan O'Dowd should be given endless streams of hookers and cocaine for putting together a winner with the most meager of MLB payrolls. All the Monforts need to do now is lock up the core of this team in 4-6 year deals, watch their team win, their profits skyrocket and their fanbase stay satisfied. Stay tuned for offseason "Sign Holliday" shirts.
I'm writing the Rockies off for the entire postseason. That means they will be World Champions then, right?

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The 2007 Colorado Rockies post-season run was unprecedented and unexpected but it got the city of Denver excited about baseball again. For the past decade, Rockies owners Charlie and Dick Monfort have soured the supportive fanbase at Coors Field with horrible baseball decisions, bad contracts and their inability to pay players what every other team is willing to. Most Colorado Rockies fans will tell you that the Monforts suck. The heat is on now. Baseball scouts have done their jobs in Colorado and we were rewarded with a 2007 National League Pennant and 2007 World Series bid. Fans want the winning to continue and not to root for a perpetual gutter dweller. Rox Revolution is a Colorado Rockies fan blog dedicated to the boys playing and winning at Coors Field. The Monforts suck, but our beloved boys in purple are winning in spite of them.

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